So they say sex is the best feeling anyone could accquire in their meaningless years of tax and water bills.

So they say. She chuckled, taking another puff on her intoxicating cigaratte. The street was as good as dead, cars amounting to less than three. She took a good tug at her left breast, wincing as she acknowledged another new bruise inflicted on her old ones aplenty.

Man, was he brutal. He lacked the elegance, but all was forgiven when the beast in him unleashed a massive army of teeth all over her filthy plains.

"Too much warcraft." She muttered to herself, shaking her head as she made a mental note never to touch that stupid game again.

She was sore all over, her vagina seemingly stretched big enough to fit an entire third world nation. The orgasm has gradually given way to her infinite worries, her mortal world re-opened its door as she unwillingly trudged towards it.